HOT STUD ON THE MARKET

ATTENTION LADIES: A STUD HAS ENTERED THE MARKET THAT YOU DONT WANT TO MISS!

His name is Monster Wang, you probably know him from:

Classic.

And being awkwardly late to class.

IMPORTANT CHARACTERISTICS:

-a definate ASS MAN. Ladies with no asses can FUCK OFF.

-enjoys long walks on the beach holding hands (and asses).

-if you cant speak english, dont worry! neither does he!
-intelligence is irrelevent. ONLY ASSES.
-he has his own gang... on facebook.
-only accused of sexual harassment ONCE!
-gets excited while playing strip poker.
-has small dick because hes Chinese.

JUST FOR REFERENCE

IF YOU HAVE A LARGE ASS, OR KNOW SOMEONE WITH A LARGE ASS, CONTACT HIM ON:

FACEBOOK.

OR CALL HIM AT:
06-FUCK-CHINESE-MAN-NOW

I RECCENTLY DISCOVERED THAT PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BENT, AND WHEN THEY ARE, IT IS INDICKATIVE OF SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS.

SPREAD THE WORD

THIS PENIS IS NOT NORMALLY DISTRIBUTED WHEN WE COMPARE IT USING A QQ-PLOT

LOL

Sorry I have posted for a long time my friends. You are all in my heart!

YouTube channel

COME ALL OF YOU GOOD WORKERS! GOOD NEWS TO YOU I'LL TELL! OF HOW ROUND THIGHS AND ME, ARE ON YOUTUBE TO DWELL!

Me and my good friend Round Thighs are starting a YouTube channel catering largely to our interest in electronic video games. Please pay us a visit! I will post a link when we start posting videos.

A TRUE MENACE

I am writing today in a serious tone. I want you, as the reader, to heed what I am about to say in a serious, and adult manner. There is a serious problem plaguing our world today. Although hardly ever mentioned in the media (no doubt because THEY control the media), fish with human teeth are a massive problem in our world, and seriously threaten the lives of our beloved children and McDonald's employees.

Because fish with human teeth control the media, they censor the crimes committed on a daily basis by their kind. Here is an example of their crimes:

As you can see, this fish was eating a baby, until it was stopped by a giant. THIS HAS TO END!

So, why are fish developing human teeth? It's because they are jealous! They want to be like us, so they copy our physical characteristics! We will not stand for this! DEATH TO ALL FISH WITH HUMAN TEETH.

A few words from a local artist

I frequently make pictures concerning people I know and love. I think I have one of the greatest artistic minds of the 21st century. Here is a classmate of mine. I think I really succeeded in capturing him as a human being. Just pure, raw emotion! I am so proud of it!

Often times my work is so controversial and raw that people get offended, and emotional. This happened to me with an unnamed German fellow. I apologize for any ill feelings he has towards me, but I just want to say, everything remains raw with me. I do not budge on reality. That's why I attend T.R.U (i.e. The Real University).

Annoying people that ask too many questions

There are some people in my econometrics class that ask too many questions. We should have them murdered. I downloaded a counter to measure the amount of times one person in my class asked a question. Keep in mind this was over a period of 45 minutes, and others also asked questions. At the end of the year I am going to compile a list of ordered statistics using this data.