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COME ALL OF YOU GOOD WORKERS! GOOD NEWS TO YOU I'LL TELL! OF HOW ROUND THIGHS AND ME, ARE ON YOUTUBE TO DWELL!

Me and my good friend Round Thighs are starting a YouTube channel catering largely to our interest in electronic video games. Please pay us a visit! I will post a link when we start posting videos.

A TRUE MENACE

I am writing today in a serious tone. I want you, as the reader, to heed what I am about to say in a serious, and adult manner. There is a serious problem plaguing our world today. Although hardly ever mentioned in the media (no doubt because THEY control the media), fish with human teeth are a massive problem in our world, and seriously threaten the lives of our beloved children and McDonald's employees.

Because fish with human teeth control the media, they censor the crimes committed on a daily basis by their kind. Here is an example of their crimes:

As you can see, this fish was eating a baby, until it was stopped by a giant. THIS HAS TO END!

So, why are fish developing human teeth? It's because they are jealous! They want to be like us, so they copy our physical characteristics! We will not stand for this! DEATH TO ALL FISH WITH HUMAN TEETH.

A few words from a local artist

I frequently make pictures concerning people I know and love. I think I have one of the greatest artistic minds of the 21st century. Here is a classmate of mine. I think I really succeeded in capturing him as a human being. Just pure, raw emotion! I am so proud of it!

Often times my work is so controversial and raw that people get offended, and emotional. This happened to me with an unnamed German fellow. I apologize for any ill feelings he has towards me, but I just want to say, everything remains raw with me. I do not budge on reality. That's why I attend T.R.U (i.e. The Real University).

Annoying people that ask too many questions

There are some people in my econometrics class that ask too many questions. We should have them murdered. I downloaded a counter to measure the amount of times one person in my class asked a question. Keep in mind this was over a period of 45 minutes, and others also asked questions. At the end of the year I am going to compile a list of ordered statistics using this data.

I like drinking hot chocolate from the Nesquik mix. The only problem is that when I finish drinking it, it looks like someone took a diarrhea shit in my cup. It's just plain disgusting. Here's a picture:

Hello there! My name is Dank Ass Pud and this is just a place for me to post my deepest and most intimate thoughts, fears and desires. If you want to know me truly as a human being, you are in the right place!