A TRUE MENACE

I am writing today in a serious tone. I want you, as the reader, to heed what I am about to say in a serious, and adult manner. There is a serious problem plaguing our world today. Although hardly ever mentioned in the media (no doubt because THEY control the media), fish with human teeth are a massive problem in our world, and seriously threaten the lives of our beloved children and McDonald's employees.

Because fish with human teeth control the media, they censor the crimes committed on a daily basis by their kind. Here is an example of their crimes:

As you can see, this fish was eating a baby, until it was stopped by a giant. THIS HAS TO END!

So, why are fish developing human teeth? It's because they are jealous! They want to be like us, so they copy our physical characteristics! We will not stand for this! DEATH TO ALL FISH WITH HUMAN TEETH.